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S1 E15

The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Taco and Ruxin in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, Shitsipper, you're six orders behind. What's going on?

I'm cooking as fast as I can. You got a tiny hibachi here.

You're not supposed to cook all the way through the meat.

Yeah, you are.

You leave it raw on the inside, you're wasting heat.

By the way, you don't have any soap left. I can't wash my hands with anything.

Oh, Princess wants some soap. Ruxin, I don't think you realize this, but the stuff I steal costs money. Why aren't you wearing the hairnet I gave you?

'Cause the hairnet you gave me is just a lacy thong, and from how stiff it is, I believe it's been used.

Of course it's used, that helps it catch the hair.

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