Michael Moore came in here and J'd off in our bathroom.
What?!
Cracked his meat all over the place. It's disgusting!
He just jerked off in our bathroom?
Yes! He saw you, and then asked to be excused to go to the bathroom and...
What?! That is disgusting! He went and jerked off in our bathroom [gets a little flattered] after he saw me walk by?
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