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S1 E15

The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Sutton, Pete and others in “Unfinished Business”

SSutton

I had a really great time tonight, but I just...I don't think that this is gonna work.

You know that already?

SSutton

Yeah, I'm getting older, and I feel like a lot of guys, they have baggage, so I just, I've had to...

[getting it] Implement a system.

SSutton

Exactly, yes.

I understand. All right, I hate to ask, but...how did I do?

SSutton

Okay, full head of hair, +1. Confident, +1. I like that you stalked me in the food court for a while, +1.

This is good. You're thorough.

SSutton

But there's the immaturity, -1. Fear of commitment, -1.

That's right.

SSutton

You had three drinks, -1.

You had four.

SSutton

You were in the bathroom so long, -1.

Wait, wait, wait, there was a line there; we discussed this. I stand by that.

SSutton

For the men's room? Come on. Bragging about how much sleep you get, -1.

It's a nice quality.

SSutton

And you didn't have to tell me what celebrity every single person in the restaurant looked like.

I'm still convinced that guy might have been Tony Danza.

SSutton

-1, and I'm not even gonna get into the whole thing about how you're still friends with my ex-boyfriend, and I'm sure you've talked about what I'm like in bed.

Sutton, I would never do...okay, -1.

SSutton

So that's...-7.

That's rough.

SSutton

Sorry, Pete. Good night.

Well played, Sutton. You're out of my league.

Oh, hey Pete.

Taco, what the hell are you doing here?

I'm gonna hang out with Sutton. No, I know the deal. No dating, just sex.

Yeah, but...

SSutton

Independently wealthy, +8.

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