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The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Kevin and Ruxin in “Unfinished Business”

[whispering] I need you to teach me how to be a liar.

[whispering] You don't need to whisper. We're in a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I am not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.

Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know.

Thank you. I am very flattered and insulted by that.

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