[pulling back the shower curtain revealing Kevin masturbating to a smartphone in a plastic bag] I have drAIDS.
Whoa!
Oh, ugh! Kevin, you have betrayed my trust.
Babe, it's just a little bit of porn. No one ever...
I don't care that you are yanking it in a shower. Savage yourself all you want; do not touch my lineup.
Babe, I was doing what I felt was right for the entire team, for the whole MacArthur team. I mean, this is the Shiva Bowl, babe.
Are those our sandwich bags?
Yeah. They work so good.
[replacing the curtain] My whole life is cursed.
Is it weird if I finish?
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