What if you didn't pick up Mike Bell?
Why wouldn't I pick him up?
Love.
Are you trying to collude with me?
Shh. Don't put words in my mouth. There's no colluding. I'll say this. If this was to occur, I would give you some really good sex.
Really?
I would do that. I would try my best.
Do you not try your best now?
I will give you 100% for four minutes, and then, like, 60% for the five minutes after that. And then after that, you're on your own.
You naughty little commissioner.
Yeah.
You know what you can do are all of Ellie's thank-you notes.
Why doesn't Ellie do her own thank-you notes?
Because Ellie doesn't need Mike Bell.
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