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S1 E15

The League · Season 1, Episode 15

Taco and Pete in “Unfinished Business”

[after throwing an irate monkey out of the car] Oh, my God. I think we just killed him!

We didn't kill it, okay. Monkeys land on their feet. They're like masturbating cats.

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