Your rando plus-one just Tweeted about my anniversary.
That's so great. Did she use the #greatevent?
All I know is that I just got a call from my cousin who is one of her 831 followers on Twitter.
That's so cool.
No, because he wasn't invited because I don't want him here because he collects ferrets.
Well, that's what you get when you live your life on the Net.
You know, your life on the Net is even sadder than your life on Earth.
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