“Meegan and I are doing the whole splitting-up-of-the-stuff...”

Meegan and I are doing the whole splitting-up-of-the-stuff, and I realize I left one crucial element in the bedroom.

A handgun.

No, it's a tape.

What kind of tape?

A...tape.

You guys made a sex tape?

You didn't make a sex tape? You don't have one?

No! I don't make sex tapes. I don't do that.

You watch porn.

Yeah, well, just because I like to eat doesn't mean I cook.

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