Taco and Kevin in “Unfinished Business”

What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain

That five years ago on this day

It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

And 9 months before that magical day

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date

And they were having a good time.

They were dancin’ and drinking wine

Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.

And when they got home they were horny as hell

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed

And he tore her panties off

And his wee-wee was hard as a rock.

And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head

So they formed a 69

And your mom came at least 3 times.

And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom

That he forgot to put a condom on

And when he realized his mis....