Edward! Edward!
Hello, hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!
He's trying to grab my petrol! He spoke of walking, but not on legs! Of travelling, Edward, but not on legs!
Well, I've got a car, if that's what she means!
Devil! Propelled across the land in a carriage of no horse drawn, belching Satan's black wind into our clean and local air! This is a decent town and a local shop; there's nothing for you here!
Fine, I'll be off! [he storms out]
[confused] Edward?
Don't worry, Tubbs...[reveals he has stolen the man's car keys] He won't get far!
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