“Hokey-cokey, pig in a pokey! Hello, gents...oh, it's...” – Pauline Campbell-Jones, The League of Gentlemen ... TV Quotes Database

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Hokey-cokey, pig in a pokey! [Clears throat] Hello, gents...oh, it's half-past nine. Time for men, men with jobs, to go to work! Other men stay in bed 'til dinner time, watching Tots TV, thinking about how worthless and pathetic they are... Good morning Jobseekers!

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