Roy and Moss in “Unfinished Business”

Roy

[On going to a funeral] I'm gonna have to look convincingly sad for the majority of the day. She's not going to expect me to cry, is she?

Moss

No.

Roy

What if she does? I can't cry on cue! What do I do then?!

Moss

Do what I do when I need to cry: use a mild pepper-spray solution.

Roy

Now that make sense! See, that makes more sense than having to feel something!

Roy

[Holds bottle of tear liquid suspiciously] What's in here?

Moss

[Shrugs] Just Tabasco, wasabi, and a bit of tear gas.

Roy

Those sound like bad things to put in your eyes.

Moss

It's extremely mild. It's mainly water.

Roy

[Nods and puts it in his jacket] Okay I'll take it, as a last resort.

Moss

[Shrugs] As a last resort.

Roy

In case I find myself out of my emotional depth.

Moss

There you go.

Roy

[Begins to walk off] Alright, thanks Moss!

Moss

Bye!

Roy

Bye.

Moss

[Begins to work on something else, then stops] Oh, don't forget to add the water! [But Roy has gone]