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The IT Crowd · Season 1, Episode 15

Douglas and Solicitor in “Unfinished Business”

Douglas

Two hundred and twelve million quid? You can't be serious!

SSolicitor

Oh, we're quite serious, Mr Reynholm.

Douglas

But that's enough to bring Reynholm Industries to its knees! Bloody blast, this is up my arse!

SSolicitor

That is the amount, it is not up for negotiation.

Douglas

Balls from hell, you shit-twins!

SSolicitor

Calm down, Mr. Reynholm.

Douglas

Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap. She wants 220 titty million quid and you tell me to calm down! You're fired.

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