[Jen is asking Roy for help with her laptop]
Someone told me I need a browser on my computer. Could you install one, please?
You don't have a browser on your comput- [notices a chiming noise] What is - what is that sound? Is that coming from your laptop? It's not supposed to sound like... [goes round and sees that Jen's laptop is infested with malware] What the- what's all that crap!? [points to one] How long has that been - I haven't seen that one since the nineties! [goes to pick it up] Oh, Jen, I have to fix this.
[grabbing it back] No, no, leave it. I have it how I like it.
"How you like it!?" No no no, Jen, it's infected. If this was a human being, I'd shoot it in the face.
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