April, these past few days have been like a dream. Usually, I can't wait to get away from a woman once I've ejaculated, but with you... I don't know, I feel alive. April, I love you.
What?
That's right, I totally love the bloody arse off you.
Oh, Douglas! I love you too!
Oh, poppet... to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.
...what?
When we met, as if I'd be worried about something like that! I don't care where you're from; Iran, France, doesn't bother me. I'm very modern
I'm not from Iran!
Well, you said something along those lines.
No, not Iran, a man! I said I used to be a man!
You used to be a man...?
Yes!
[Douglas grips April very tightly]
OH GOD...
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