[Jen is standing in the lobby at the theatre. Three people in wheelchairs come in. Roy is one of them. He is being pushed by the Theatre Manager]
TMTheatre Manager
He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair.
[shocked] Did you see who it was?
Red-bearded man.
Uh-huh... How long have you been disabled?
Ten years?
Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question.
...Acid.
What are the chances?
100 to one.
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