Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!
That's good.
What's yours?
Mine doesn't look any good now.
Go on.
I'm going to murder you... You bloody woman!
Might want to play a bit hard to get.
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