You had a job?
[coyly] Girl on 5th.
Did you hit it off?
Define 'hit it off'.
Did she continue talking to you after you'd fixed her computer?
No. And while I was working, she rested a cup on my back.
No!
Yep! (shows a cup mark on his back) I mean, they have no respect for us up there! No respect whatsoever! We're all just drudgeons to them!
Yes! If there were such a thing as a drudgeon, that is what we'd be to them.
It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed—
They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.
Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them! Actually, that doesn't work as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages. Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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