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The Inbetweeners · Season 1, Episode 15

Simon’s Dad, Simon and others in “Unfinished Business”

SDSimon’s Dad

Is that David Beckham?

Simon

(who had been practicing catwalking in the conservatory) You spying on me?! Is that it?! Is that how you get your kicks?!

SDSimon’s Dad

You look good.

Simon

Fuck off! I’m going out.

SMSimon’s Mom

Your not going out now you’ve got school tomorrow.

SDSimon’s Dad

Yeah, run away at the weekend when you’ve got your car back.

Simon

Well, I’m not spending another minute in this house with you UTTER TWATS!!!

SDSimon’s Dad

Where you going, Paris or Milan?

Simon

FUCK OFF!

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