Jim, Wolfie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Fack off, you’re a virgin, mate.

Classic virgin.

Will

If you must know, I’d spunk on the big ones! And I have had better than that, actually! And she’s got massive titties, and I fucked her hard and all night long!

Oh, right, so what are you and this little 'ornbacket up to this weekend then?

Will

Going to an under-18s disco where she works, so unfortunately you can’t come.

I can go.

Will

What?

I can go, I’m 17.

Will

You’re 17?!

Yeah, I just look older.

Will

There’s looking older and then there’s that! You look about 30!

So it’s settled then, Wolfie will come down and check out this bird.

Will

Fine.

Maybe Wolfie’ll pull her.

Will

Except he won’t, because she loves me!