Shopkeeper and Will in “Unfinished Business”

(to Will) Can I help at all?

Will

(with several bags of crisps, to Shopkeeper) Yes, I am a man who has recently bought a house in the local area and I’m having a house-warming party to which I’ll be inviting a lot of the local adults. (counting the Pringles cans in his hands absent-mindedly) to…Hence the crisps.

Yes.

Will

And I’ll also probably need some… (swallows nervously) …alcohol as well. As well as the crisps, et cetera.

Right. What sort of thing are you looking for?

Will

Some… (eyes a bottle of gin on the shelf) …Beefeater Gin?

OK. So, how about two bottles?

Will

(posh) Excellent.

Want some wine?

Will

Christ, no. We’re not made of money! And I’ll have some extra-strong mints.

Will

For those who are drink-driving.

Right. That comes to £29.50. Anything else?

Will

What’s on special?

(suddenly fierce) I’ll give you a bottle of Drambuie for a tenner if you pay and are out of the shop in 5 seconds.

Will

Done. My good man. I shall invite you to the party.