The Haunting Hour: The Series Season 1 quotes

Maybe somebody's operating it by remote control.

The Chinese government!

You think Santa got my letter?

I'm sure he did honey.

That is so pathetic. Not only does my brother think there's a boogeyman in the closet, he also still believes in Santa.

What does he want?

Why don't you tell me? You're the one who made friends with a ghost.

You now this is the first place your father and I...

Mom, TMI.

What? We had our first Sunday brunch here.

If you want something, you must pay for it.

Get out of my brother’s body evil spirit thing!

Stop pointing at me with your finger grumpy teenage girl thing!

You’re a ghost.

Don’t act so surprised, look around, all the spirits have risen, but don’t worry we’re not all like that nasty ghost that followed you home. Selfish people make selfish spirits, but as you can see I spent my life giving to people.

I mean what do I get?

Don't you like livin' in a big house, having a nice car?

That stuff's for you guys! I mean what do I get? I wonder how many people would be interested in hearing about the thing that lives in our walls?

I had to find the best to replace me.

Just let us out of here okay?

Oh, we're getting out, but not you.

One wrong move and we would have been alien kibble.

Walt

I can't believe we came that close to being eaten by extraterrestrials.

Tell me exactly what you are afraid of my dear.

I’m afraid of fear, of fear itself. I’m afraid of you!

Eat your breakfast.

Moooooooooom.

I’ve told you, you can’t have a pet until you prove you’re responsible enough to take care of one.

But mom!!!

And besides, your pets always die!

Cheeky, where are we?

Can I keep him?

No wonder we cared about those kids so much, they were us.

The mask wasn’t showing us the past, it was showing us the future.

This is who we are Chris.

We wear these human faces to blend into society but we’re clowns. You are too.

No, no, you’re lying.

Happy Birthday son.

Happy Birthday Chris!

Welcome to the tribe.

Billy, you’re a witch?!

Proper term is warlock.

But you’re always praising science!

The scientific revolution was a great boon to our kind, people stopped believing in magic, allowing us to thrive.