The Haunting Hour: The Series Season 1 quotes

Everyone wants to matter in high school, but the truth? No one really does. And I know what you're thinking okay? "Don't be so melodramatic". But you wanna know what I'm thinking? Shove it! I'm Stephani Howard, the hot girl on the left, and I actually do matter. The slightly-less hot girl on the left s my BFF, Taylor Turner. She's such a follower! Watch this... In movies, the plain girl always gets the voiceover, which is SO anti-fair. You'd rather hear pretty girl thoughts. But, honestly? Hot girls like me don't waste our time thinking! We're much too busy...

The Truck is yours until someone else catches you, until then it's all you can eat.

I guess I lost. Are you afraid?

If I ask you to take me for a ride will you devour me?

I did just eat, but I am new at this.

I’ll take my chances.

Hang on tight.

This is wrong, faking a ghost-hunt, you're mocking the dead.

Look, if there are ghosts and they're dumb enough to stick in a dump like this, they deserve to be mocked!

I'm your son!

No you're not, you're just our experiment.

Mary, can you see me? I don’t want you to be sad. You want me to make myself look nice for you, don’t you? That’s why you sent me this gift. Do you want me to use your brush, is that what you want?

Looks like you’ve got a nervous tick.

You know what they say. There’s a sucker born every minute.

John was right about one thing. The dialogue is terrible.

Fade to black.

The bugs outnumber us by a factor of trillions, there's no way to stop them, if it ever comes down to us or them, we surely don't stand a chance.

See you later.

Without a doubt.

But it'll still be light out! It's not trick-or-treating if it's not dark!

So? You're trick-or-treating in the school cafeteria. Whooo, scary MEATLOAF!

These brushes have given you a serious case of the crazies.

They given me a serious case of inspiration.

You have to go back downstairs. Go now.

Whatever you say TV.

Uh, so yeah, you guys want to get rid of, uh, Big Yellow right?

Yeah.

Yeah, we have a petition here to audition for a new mascot, all we need is a teacher sponsor.

I never did understand what that thing was anyway. Have a pen? Just so you know, you’re supposed to inform the current mascot that he’s getting sacked, school protocol.

Do you think I stirred up a bunch bad chi?

When you invite guests to your house, expect him to eat what you serve.