Walt Montgomery quotes from The Haunting Hour: The Series

One wrong move and we would have been alien kibble.

Walt

I can't believe we came that close to being eaten by extraterrestrials.

What’s wrong, you don’t like my signature scent? It’s called Sanguine Secrets.

Who are your friends? They look so sweet and fresh.

Walt Montgomery

These are my grandchildren.

You’re grandpa thinks he can hurt me, but he’s a new vamp, I’m 273 years old, you know what that means?

It means you’re old enough to know how precious life is?

Sorry food, it means I’m much stronger than your gramps and I’m going to have to drink you.

Please let me go, I haven’t even kissed a girl yet, I have much more life left to live.

Walt Montgomery

I wouldn’t do that if I were you! Give me the boy or I’ll stake her!

You wouldn’t dare!

Do as he says Harold! I haven’t put up with being married to you for 251 years to you to end up a pile of dust on our porch!