Harold, Mike and others in “Unfinished Business”

You’re grandpa thinks he can hurt me, but he’s a new vamp, I’m 273 years old, you know what that means?

It means you’re old enough to know how precious life is?

Sorry food, it means I’m much stronger than your gramps and I’m going to have to drink you.

Please let me go, I haven’t even kissed a girl yet, I have much more life left to live.

I wouldn’t do that if I were you! Give me the boy or I’ll stake her!

You wouldn’t dare!

Do as he says Harold! I haven’t put up with being married to you for 251 years to you to end up a pile of dust on our porch!