I’m so honored by this gesture. This feels right. This will be my new purpose. Everything's falling into place.
Great. Let's get to it. Just put on this ceremonial robe.
Boy, do you have the shoulders for a robe.
Just sign this scroll.
I've never signed my name before. What signature type to choose? Aah..."Doctor blob," or no, "Athlete who doesn't really care about the kid." Oh wait, no..."Middle school girl with crush on Zac Efron."
That way, I can put a little heart over the "I".
Perfect, and here is your official medal.
Now I know what Mary Lou Retton feels like!
And great, now you are officially in charge of the Good Place.
...I'm sorry, "in charge"?
Yep, you're the boss now, that was all legally binding and we all quit, effective immediately. That is irreversible, so it's all your problem now, don't try to find us, no take-backs, okay, bye-byeeeeee!
Hurry up, move, move, go, go!
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