Now, when I press this lever, Tahani will enter the scenario that Megan has designed that will test her ethical decision-making. Obviously, in the real test, the humans won't know they're being tested, but this should be a good practice run. Everyone ready?
Hors d'oeuvre?
Why, yes. Thank you.
CHAINSAW BEAR!
Okay, so, couple of things...we're not using chainsaw bears anymore, remember?
Right...okay, yeah. What else?
It was mainly that one thing. Why don't you try again? And remember: th-the challenges your test subject faces should smaller and-and more relatable.
Okay...
Hors d'oeuvre? It's salmon crudités.
Is it farm-raised salmon? Because I prefer to support sustainable fishing.
Mondays, am I right? CHAINSAW!!
You said smaller and more relatable! The bear is smaller, humans hate Mondays and love bacon! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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