You know my whole life, whenever I encountered any obstacles, I would simply say, "I would like to speak to a manager." But in our relationship, there was no manager. There was no one who could fix this for me except me.
My mom was a manager at a pet store. Does that help?
No, and please don't launch into one of your long stories...
She got fired after I...
Please, no.
...robbed the pet store where she worked.
Please, please, Jason.
We actually robbed it together.
No, no, no.
Long story short, it was all a dream.
Thank you, Jason, for making this moment a little easier for me.
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