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S1 E15

The Good Place · Season 1, Episode 15

Chris and Michael in “Unfinished Business”

CChris

You said that if Eleanor tries to confess that she doesn't belong here, find a reason to avoid her, like saying, "I'm going to the gym," so that's what I've been saying.

That was a suggestion of the type of thing you could say! How many times have you specifically told her you were going to the gym?

CChris

Five. No, nine.

You dimwit!

CChris

Hey, man! I was perfectly happy in my old job in the twisting department. People came in, and I twist them until they snapped in half, and I move on to the next one. But this job is weird! It's all talk, no twisting. So if you don't like the way I do it, get somebody else. I'm going to the gym!

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