There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
[confused] Wall mart?
It's a place that regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun!
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