Michael and Tahani in “Unfinished Business”

Michael

For a being like me, retirement is not something fun.

Tahani

What is "retirement" for you exactly?

Michael

Well, I wasn't gonna share this so as not to upset you, but it's, a... an extreme form of punishment. We call it "The Eternal Shriek." My soul will be disintegrated, and each molecule will be placed on the surface of a different burning sun. And then my... my essence will be scooped out of my body with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.

Tahani

Oh, but the diamonds sound lovely.

Michael

They're not. And then what's left of my body will be endlessly beaten with a titanium rod, like a...

Tahani

Like a piñata.

Michael

Yes, except you have the string around my waist, but instead it will definitely be around my genitals.