Do you wanna be buried or cremated?
Neither!
What, do you wanna be flushed down the toilet like a goldfish?
I wouldn't wanna be cremated. I hate heat. And burial! I hate small spaces. I'm a little claustrophobic.
Rose, you're not gonna know anything, you're gonna be dead.
Oh. Well then, burial I guess. But will you promise to put a blanket in with me?
Why?
Oh, I'd just feel more comfortable... and cosier. And I'd want my pictures of Charlie and the animals. You know, the ones in the little silver frames. And, and, my pictures of the children. And, of course if I married again I'd want a picture of my new husband. And the candlesticks momma gave me.
Rose, it's a coffin not a condo.
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