Dorothy and Coco in “The Engagement”

Dorothy

I taught a class today. The finest school in Dade County. Two girls had shaved heads, and three boys had green hair.

They're expressing themselves.

Dorothy

Well, I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave. They were too ugly to look at. Now the parents are mad. A father came in in a three-piece suit and defended Tiffany, a bald girl with a nose ring. [looks over Coco's shoulder to see what he's cooking] What's that?

Enchiladas rancheros.

Dorothy

Why don't you just shoot me?