How many years of experience do I have as a CPA? [scoffs] Let me answer that with a follow-up question. What is a CPA? [looking at the kid in the picture] This kid's head is weird. [putting his feet up on the desk] [sighs] Are you related?
I've got fresh rhymes and I gotta pay my bills
You've got a lot of grime and I got some cleaning skills
Then I put the second piece of tape this way, and I'm a pig! [chuckles] [beat-boxing] Hire me.
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