[at Chucky's residence] Could you help me? Give me a hand?
Yeah.
Ishy, hold on, hold on... Can I borrow you for a second, Eddie? Come here. Changed your fucking tune, haven’t ya?
Excuse me?
Last time we were face to face, brother, you were looking at me like I were a fucking numpty. Isn’t that right?
That’s right.
And as far as I can remember, you were very cynical about this operation. Is that right, Ishy?
That’s right.
Yeah, well, it’s not up to me.
Where the fuck is this guy going? And you know what else, yeah? When I was explaining timescales to you, you had a right fucking face on, like I farted in your nan’s mouth.
Look, I don’t wanna do this. I just wanna get the fucking job done.
Well, listen to me, yeah? We are gonna do this, and I’ll tell you what else.
What?
You have got a void in your soul, man. Yeah? A darkness. When I was sat in Susie’s office, looking at you, thinking, “This handsome behenchod don’t believe in my corn dogs.” If you don’t believe in this fucking project, nobody can believe in this fucking project. [points] You are gonna believe in this fucking project. Get me some corn dogsǃ
What flavor?
Any fucking flavor!
I don’t... I don’t need a corn dog. I don’t need convincing. I’m sorry, all right? Let’s just get the job done, please.
Your vibes are fucked. Look around you. We’re alive, aren’t we? Breathe in. Breathe in the good vibes. Fuck off the bad ones. I don’t know what you’re in a rush for. Susie said, “Take your time.”
What did she say?
She goes, “Four, five, six months. It don’t fucking matter.” Take my time, so stop rushing me.
I’ll take them into your house myself.
[holds hands to Eddie's chest] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ease up, brother. Where are you going?
I’m not eating thatǃ
[pokes Eddie in stomach] In about ten seconds, this halal corn dog is gonna be in your bellyǃ You’re gonna eat it ’cause Chucky said eat itǃ
[places bags on Henry's desk] Five bags. Three in each.
What do you reckon?
I think it’s disgusting. Dirty as fuck.
Let’s go to work.
[on phone] I made an executive decision. [scenes of Eddie beating Ishy]
Where are you?
[in flashback] Put the bags in the fucking carǃ
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