[being led through cannabis grow-op] It’s like a secret garden.
I know, right? That’s how I like to see it. It’s like an underground world filled with magical plants that bring nothing but righteousness and can help everyone feel so much better. And it’s all being outlawed by Babylon.
How many plants you got down here?
Rather not get into those details, to be honest. It’s a bit... a bit sensitive information.
You worried I’m gonna report you?
No, of course not. It’s just I like to take my professional responsibilities very seriously.
Me too.
Oh, snap. What kind of work do you do then?
I’m a consultant. People bring me in when they’ve got a problem, and I help them fix it. A jack of all trades but a master of none is oftentimes better than a master of one.
Wow. You’re so clever. D’you wanna smoke a joint or something? I’ve got loads of different flavors and strains.
Uh, I don’t smoke. I don’t mind if you do though.
Maybe I’ll just have a cheeky little one. I’m sure there’s one in the ashtray. Just give me two secs.
Okay.
Be right back.
You reckon the world would be a better place if everyone smoked weed?
Um... Not necessarily. But it’d definitely make it a lot more calmer.
You’re gonna need a lot more than this if you’re gonna change the world.
Oh, no. This spot, it’s just one of 12.
Each one as big as this?
There’s ones even biggerǃ
That’s a pretty substantial network.
Sure you don’t want a toke?
Well, since I’m with the king of green, why not? [takes blunt and takes drag]
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