Geoff Seacombe and Frederick "Freddy" Horniman in “An Unsympathetic Gentleman”

Geoff Seacombe

Do you need a hand?

I’m fine, Geoff.

Geoff Seacombe

You know you shouldn’t smoke fish with pine, don’t you?

Huh?

Geoff Seacombe

You’re planning on smoking that beautiful carp, but the resin, it poisons the flesh.

Tsk! I can’t do anything right, can I? I mean, Eddie’s off gallivanting around the country pretending to be a gangster. And I’m stuck here, alone, with this... dead fishǃ

Geoff Seacombe

Freddy. It’s a lucky man who’s happy with his place in life.