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The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 4

Edward "Eddie" Horniman, Susan "Susie" Glass and others in “An Unsympathetic Gentleman”

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Hello, Susan. [hands over takeout bag] Compliments of the chef.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Enjoying your little sojourn into the murky world of criminality?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Uh... It’s certainly edifying. Shall we?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Let’s. [knocks on Frank's door and Frank's young daughter Alice appears]

AAlice

You’re not the taxi.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

No, we were... We’re looking for your dad. Is he around?

AAlice

He’s busy packing.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

That’s all right, darling. This won’t take long.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

[enters Frank's study room] Hello, Francis. You going somewhere?

FFrank

Um... How did you find me?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Oh, that would be down to your helpful Chinese friend. Now, weren’t you supposed to give us something before you go?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

If you can find it amongst all these bags. [to Alice] Your dad’s a bit of a messy pup, isn’t he?

FFrank

[chuckles] Yeah, Daddy’s a bit of a mess, isn’t he? That’s what Mummy’s always saying. [chuckles] But you’d be surprised what nutrition can be found in other people’s stools. See that one there? That’s a former cabinet minister. Collects illegally smuggled birds’ eggs. This one is a certain children’s TV presenter. Got himself a taste for, uh... [to Alice] You like the breakfast show, don’t you, darling?

AAlice

Daddy used to be one of the top journalists in the country. Then the oligarchs took over.

FFrank

Yes, no freedom of the press anymore. You have to answer to the powers that be. And if you don’t follow their narrative, they bury you. But not me.

AAlice

My daddy’s got integrity.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Oh yeah.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Hmm.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Big plastic bags full of it.

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