Plants are actually a lot more like humans than people tend to think. They breathe. They’re territorial. They communicate with each other.
How come you know so much about plants?
It’s what I do, I guess. I’m like a botanist.
Oh, no way. My granddad used to run a nursery. Flowers, not kids.
I like flowers.
Hmm. I’d love to see your plants one day.
Oh. That’s a bit of a tricky one. Where I work is sort of like a… restricted access area sort of thing. I trust you. It’s just... recently we… we’ve been having a bit of trouble at work. Some of our plants went missing. Oddly enough, it was on the day that we met.
What? You don’t think I had anything to do with that, do you?
Oh, no, course not.
Yeah. I mean, what am I gonna steal a load of plants for?
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