James "Jimmy" Chang and Susan "Susie" Glass in “Where's My Weed At?”

I realized I haven’t been taking things as seriously as I should. I need to make changes. Drastic ones. So I’ve decided I’m only gonna smoke weed in the evenings. Not first thing when I wake up in the morning. Not when I’m eating lunch. Or after lunch. Or when I’ve had something to eat–

We are still a mil and a half down on the weed though.

Ah, yeah. I realized that too. And I’ll endeavor to repay that debt. I mean, right now, I’m working on this new hybrid weed strain, and the THC on that bad boy... [mimics explosion]

You’d better get back to work, then.

Yes, boss.