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The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 3

Susan "Susie" Glass and Edward "Eddie" Horniman in “Where's My Weed At?”

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

The state of him. He can barely keep his eyes open. [sighs] So, Eddie, you want to place a further burden upon my shoulders.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Well, I’m sorry if it’s an inconvenience for you, but when we discussed me collecting a vehicle for you, I wasn’t expecting to encounter severed human body parts.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

What human body parts?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Finger.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Single or plural?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Single.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Thumb or index?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Little.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Hmm.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

It may be the smallest finger on the human hand, but the fact that it’s been hacked off suggests a significant escalation in terms of the people we’re dealing with.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Oh, Eddie. You’re not getting a case of the collywobbles?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

No. I’m merely making you aware of the situation. Running it up the chain of command, as it were.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

As it were. Now, I’m not suggesting you’ve been lied to, but it’s safe to say the information you’ve been given was incomplete.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

But now you have a lead on your weed, I was wondering if there was a scenario where I don’t have to steal a car for you. We have a name.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

That’s more than likely a fake name. And the only description we have is from a witness who’s dosed up to the gills on psilocybin. But more importantly, my dad’s asked. He’s got his reasons. He will reciprocate. So, yes, I still need you to steal the car.

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