Michael and John Clarke in “In the Public Interest”

Hey Dad, there’s a guy out there with a camera.

Well, go out there and tell him you’re a policeman and explain to him that he’s in breach of regulations and if he’s not off the property in one minute you’re going to call the police.

If I’m a policeman, haven’t we already called the police?

Well tell them you’re going to call more police. [Shouting] Bigger ones!