John Clarke and Gina Riley in “Transport!”

Have you got the Media Accreditation stuff here somewhere?

Just putting the finishing touches on it.

Have you done the press release on the Internet?

Yes. Got that covered.

Have you booked the satellite for the CNN thing next week?

Got a call in.

Did you fax Juan Antonio’s itinerary out here next week…?

As we speak.

…because there’s a message on the machine that they haven’t got it.

Bloody hell.

Do you think perhaps we could fax it again? You do know they should actually have had it yesterday?

I’ll take that on board, John.

[Quietly] Gina, have you actually done any of these things at all?

No, I haven’t.