Some sheep are terribly brisk.
“Horse and Dream Team” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: John Clarke (3)
[To taxi driver] Could you possibly experiment with a slightly higher gear? I'm actually a fair bit late and I'm going to see an American, and they think lateness is very, very rude? It'd be a pity to annoy them at this stage after so many years of sycophancy. [pause] It's the pedal on the right. [beat] That's the one.
I can ask them to leave, if you like?
TMTom Miller
No, no problem at all.
No?
TMTom Miller
I'm an American, we invented television you know.
Ah yes, in your capital of London.
FWFrank Woodley
G'day g'day! And another g'day.
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