Philip and Hefner in “Fresh Prince After Dark”

Philip

I want to talk to you about something. It's about my daughter posing for your magazine. Now, suppose your daughter got involved in this whole world?

My daughter is involved in this whole world. She runs the Playboy empire.

Philip

OK, well, then lets say someone you really care about... like your wife. Suppose she decided to pose?

Well, my wife was the playmate of the year and I'm very proud of that.

Philip

Don't you understand there are some parents who aren't comfortable with their daughters being stared at by millions of people?

I understand. Over the years, I've had to deal with a lot of parents. You seem like a decent man. I promise you: the pictures will be tasteful.