Kayla and Will in “Love at First Fight”

Your momma.

Will

Oh? What about my momma?

Your momma is so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them.

Will

Well, your momma is so dumb, she went to the theater and it said 'Under 17 Not Admitted' so she went home and got sixteen of her friends.

You know what? I shouldn't talk about your momma. I feel sorry for your momma. Having such an ugly child.

Will

(outraged) Ugly?

You're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.

Will

You're so ugly, your momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

You're so ugly, that isn't a fade on your head. That's your hair running away from your face.

Will

Well you're so ugly that...uuhh...baby, you so fine.

Will

I would kiss you, but I just had a chili dog.