Music Meister quotes from The Flash

How do we get out of here?

Music Meister

You're in a movie musical. So, all you have to do is just follow the–

Kara

[excited] The yellow brick road?

Music Meister

No, the script.

Music Meister

[enters the room clapping] Bravo! Round of applause, Standing O, that was so GOOD! I loved it! That was a hell of a show, and you two [motioning Iris and Mon-El] I guess your love was strong enough after all. Beautiful.

Cisco

Man, how did you get out of the cell?!?

Music Meister

Cisco, do you really think that cell is gonna just hold me?

Barry

Nah, I'm sorry, what's going on? Why did you do this to us?

Music Meister

I did it because I believe in the good guys. I told you when we first met: It was to teach all of you a lesson. 'Cause I see everything. And I saw two people with two broken hearts.

Kara

So the lesson was...?

Music Meister

Love, Supergirl. Love is about letting yourself be saved. It's not just about saving other people, even if you are superheroes. Anyway, I'm sorry that I had to like, mess with you all, but I was just trying to get you to play the game, do the song-and-dance.

H.R.

Are you from another earth, multiverse, universe, something?

Music Meister

Yeah, you wouldn't even understand where I come from.

Barry

Wait, I'm sorry, that's it? You're just gonna teach somebody else a lesson?

Music Meister

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. [singing] Think of your fellow man, lend him a helping hand. Put a little love in your heart. [vanishes]

I am very curious, though, as to why you are really here.

Ralph

Do you expect me to talk?

Meister

No, Mr. Dibny... I expect you to die.

Ralph

Oh, come on. That line is literally from Goldfinger.

Barry

[pretending to be drunk] This isn't the bathroom.

Barry

[whispering] Sorry, sorry.

Meister

Mr. Allen Barry, I see you have found the open bar.

Ralph

[whispering to Barry] Keep her busy til I can get to that console.

Barry

I'll bid on your stupid laptop.

[bidding from the crowd] Five hundred million.

Barry

Five hundred million and one. Dollar. Price Is Right rules.