Dr. Caitlin Snow quotes from The Flash

Barry

Did you ask Julian to join Team... Star Labs?

Caitlin

I know, he's an acquired taste, but–

Cisco

Yeah, well he is Doctor Alchemy, the big bad's little bad.

Iris

Yeah, he gave Wally his powers.

Wally

That I don't mind.

Caitlin

Guys, I need his help. I'm sorry Cisco, but these cuffs, they aren't cutting it. Every night when I go to bed, I'm afraid that I'll wake up... be her. Maybe Julian can think of something that we haven't. [pause] Barry, when your mom was murdered, Joe and Iris, they took you in. Cisco, when Dante died, I slept on your couch to keep you company. The things we see, the things that we face, no one can do this alone. Trying is the biggest mistake that you can make.

Caitlin

Where does it hurt?

H.R.

Every. Where.

Gypsy

You can vibe? [pleased] Oh, I like it.

Cisco

Slow down there. Let's just talk about this, like two adults. Over coffee. Or maybe dinner, if you prefer that. There's a great Thai place up the road if you like Thai. [offers to shake hands] I'm Cisco, by the way. You must be Gypsy. It's nice to meet you.

Caitlin

Are you asking her out on a date?

H.R.

Are you kidding me?

Cisco

I am negotiating!

Caitlin

What's his name?

Julian

Doesn't really matter much now, does it?

Caitlin

Of course. I should call him by his name. After everything he's been through, he deserves that much respect.

Julian

He is a corpse. Thus impervious to such bedside manners.

Caitlin

Well, thank goodness, 'cause I'd hate to have to subject him to yours.

Caitlin

Just a little bit longer and she's dead. How's that for changing the future?

Julian

I know who you are, Caitlin. You do not want to do this.

Caitlin

This is who I am. You said it, it's time for me to take responsibility for my actions. Time for me to own who I really am.

Julian

Who you are is Caitlin Snow. I know first hand the battle going on inside of you. I know what it feels like. When it happened to me, I lost. All right? I was weak. And I let it win. And I did... I did horrible things to a lot of good people, and you don't have to do that. You're not gonna do that. You're stronger than that, Caitlin, you're far stronger than I am. You're one of the strongest people I've ever known. You can win this fight. [puts a gentle hand on her arm, speaks softly] Iris needs your help now.

Caitlin

Jesse, that's not who you think it is. This is H.R. You met him briefly before you left last time.

H.R.

[bows dramatically] At your service, madame.

Wally

He's Harry's replacement.

H.R.

Some would say "improvement".

Cisco

Um... this is Harry's daughter.

H.R.

Yeah.

Cisco

He's been kidnapped.

H.R.

Ee... I didn't know. I'm so... I thought...

Jesse

Sorry about that.

H.R.

I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry I took the smile from your face.

Caitlin

I like you, Julian. I do. And I like that you like me. But I'm also afraid of my powers. And not what they could do to me, but what they could do to anyone who gets close to me.

Julian

Caitlin, I'm not afraid

Caitlin

You should be. Fear me, Julian. It's not a threat. Just good advice

Julian

Okay. Fine. I'll fear you. You know what really helps me when I'm scared?

Caitlin

What?

Julian

Just a good filet steak. [Caitlin smiles.] Bit of Béarnaise on the side, mashed potatoes. Does the trick every time.

Caitlin

Really?

Julian

I promise. I think we should find a local steakhouse and be terrified together.

Caitlin

Sure. Together it is.

Caitlin

Is the reason you don't want to do this (be mind-linked again with Savitar) because... you don't want me to see it?

Julian

I just think... hearing his voice come out of me... it just makes it impossible for you to see me as normal-

Caitlin

Hey. [puts her hand on top of Julian's] I've had somebody else's voice coming out of my mouth, and you were still able to see the real me. How about trusting that I can do the same thing?

Julian

Sorry. I just wanted to do that, in case you changed your mind later.

Caitlin

[smiling] Quite all right.

Caitlin

I'm sorry. I should've never... I was afraid.

Barry

I know. Believe me, I know. Fear makes us do a lot of things that we shouldn't. My fear's the reason for all of this.

Cisco

You know that thing we used to talk to Savitar?

Julian

Yes.

Cisco

[points to the headset] Meet the Electrode-Halo. So basically, these two are linked electromagnetically via Goldtooth.

Julian

"Gold-tooth"?

Cisco

[pleased with himself] Yeah, it's... kinda the Cisco Ramon inter-dimensional equivalent of Bluetooth. Kinda proud of it. Anyway, it gives us all the relevant locus information no matter what corner of the Multiverse Barry's stuck in.

Caitlin

And, if Barry needs our help, it stimulates Cisco's prefrontal cortex.

Cisco

Then I'll open a breach and pfff... siphon them back in.

Julian

Good lord. Multiverses, breaches, halos. Easy bloody peasy.

Cisco

By George, I think he's got it.

Cisco

Man, I don't know what this is. All I know, it just came off the armor of some Hindu speed god, so...

Caitlin

It's like the box the Philosopher's Stone came in. It simultaneously exists, it doesn't exist.

H.R.

Like Schroeder's Cat. Remember? Schroeder? Guy with the cat, in the box, both alive and dead at the same time, dun dun dun. Which, by the way, seems like cruelty for animals. Half the time.

Cisco

Okay, I think you're thinking of Schrödinger, maybe?

H.R.

Schro - no.

Cisco

Yeah. 'Cause Schroeder's the guy from Peanuts.

H.R.

I don't think so!

Caitlin

Yeah. The one with the piano.

H.R.

Charlie Brown has the piano. On my Earth, that's the whole gag, 'cause he can't play the piano. He's terrible.

Jesse

Oh my god. Who cares about cats, or pianos, or the frickin' Peanuts?

H.R.

It's not "the" Peanuts. It's just... Peanuts.

Caitlin

You're lucky. This could've been a lot worse.

Julian

I'm fine, really. It's merely a flesh wound, as the Monty Python boys would say.

Julian

I cannot believe what you did, Caitlin. I mean, to stay awake during your own surgery, that's one thing, but talking my clumsy hands though it, that's quite the other. You were immensely brave. You fought through the pain like I've never seen anyone before.

Caitlin

You did all the hard work.

Julian

Hardly.

Caitlin

You going soft on me, Julian?

Julian

Yes. Absolutely.

Julian

I'm so terribly sorry. That's most clumsy of me.

Caitlin

Some bedside manner you got there.

Julian

I'm now working on it.

Caitlin

Any luck?

Cisco

No, not yet. The computer keeps telling me it's random gibberish.

Caitlin

Maybe it is.

Cisco

No. It's not. Barry's trying to send us a message, I know it. I mean, he's spent all this time in the Speed Force. Maybe now he knows the answers to life, the universe and everything.

Caitlin

So you think all this crazy writing is Barry's way of telling us "42"?

Caitlin

[transforming into Killer Frost] Don't make me frosty.

You wouldn't like me when I'm frosty. [freezes the thug's forehead] What's the matter? Brain freeze? Touch my head again, and I'll freeze yours off. Maybe some other parts, too.

Joe

We did it? We brought dark matter into Central City.

Barry

When you pulled me out of the Speed Force, yeah.

Caitlin

All the people in that bus. We turned them into metas.

Cisco

Every time we try to do something right, it goes horribly wrong.

Wally

We're cursed.

Iris

Maybe we should burn some sage.