Cisco Ramon quotes from The Flash

Cisco

Are you telling me I can see the future?

Wells

That's exactly what I'm telling you.

Cisco

Those goggles are getting amped. Immediately.

Cisco

Who's the best hacker in the world, people?

[together] Felicity Smoak.

Cisco

What is wrong with you two? That's not friendship.

Cisco

So, you can sync up all social media postings on all meta-human activity. Somebody sees something cray in Central City, I get an alert about it.

Barry

Yo, man, you have too much time on your hands.

Cisco

Oh, I thought you were gonna say it was cool.... I'm just saying, you can't judge me. Didn't your girlfriend just break up with you?

Barry

Again?

Cisco

Pretty sure she just did.

Barry

Hey, Harry.... Wait, so if that app gives you eyes and ears all over the city, then why won't you use it to find the next Miss Right?

Cisco

[realizing] Did I just make the metahuman Tinder?

Barry

Mm-hmm.

Cisco

Nope. Not staring that fetish.

Wells

Ramon.

Cisco

What?

Wells

Not a sightseeing tour.

Cisco

Speak for yourself. We want our grandkids to know we did cool stuff.

Cisco

Ronnie. Is Martin Stein in there?

Oh, I haven't let him out in years. Doesn't talk much any more.

Cisco

Who the hell are you?

[steps out of the shadows] Well, that's funny. I was just gonna ask you the same thing.

Cisco

Dopple...

Ganger.

Cisco

Oh, I knew there was another me here.

And I knew you were coming, Cisco. Even before you went to the breach and set foot on this world. See, we are all connected... Francisco.

Cisco

The name is Vibe.

Reverb.

Cisco

Actually not the worst name you could've come up with, but not the best.

You really don't know how to use your abilities, do you, Breacher?

Cisco

It's a work in progress, Elsa.

Cisco

A lady speedster. It only took us two years, but we finally got one. A lady speedster. Hey, here's a question for you. Purely scientific. Was she good looking?

Barry

Yeah, I was a little busy getting my ass handed to me, so I didn't really notice.

Cisco

Right, right, right. But you know, next time. For science.

Barry

Okay, yeah. Next time she punches me in the face, I'll be sure to get her number.

Cisco

There you go.

Barry

I didn't know what it was. I thought it was some sort of illusion. I don't know.

Caitlin

Okay, we need to find it before it hurts somebody.

Barry

Can you track it?

Cisco

What is it with you guys? It's like you think I have ESP or something. I can't just magically sense where things are.

Cisco

Wait a second, how do we know which one's the real Barry?

Dude. Okay, I've watched Wrath of Khan with you, like, five times.

Cisco

[pointing to Barry] Imposter!

Barry

Yeah. And every time at the end, you turn to me and you say "I have been and always shall be your friend".

Cisco

[pointing to Past-Barry] Ah ha! You imposter! [looks at both Barrys, confused] What is going on here?

Cisco

It's like right now I'm Anakin Skywalker. I got the midi-chlorians. I've got the goods. The force is strong with me. That is something I can feel. But if I start opening breaches into other worlds, doing all this other crazy stuff Reverb was doing, then... what if this how I become Vader?

Barry

Dude, you're never going to become Vader.

Cisco

That is what happened to Reverb. He learned how to use his abilities, and when he felt that... when he felt that power... he succumbed. To the dark side.

Barry

Look, I get it. I really do. Every time I've learned a new ability, I've been terrified about what it might mean for me. What it could do to me, you know? But you were there with me when I learned how to run on water. When I ran up a building or travelled through time. Just like I'm gonna be there every step of the way with you. You got something that Reverb never had, and that's Caitlin and Joe and Iris and Wells and me. Friends. We're gonna look out for you. And we're more than just friends, we're your family.

Cisco

Without Caitlin here, I can't really analyze the cells on a molecular level to see what we're dealing with here.

Jesse

You know, I might actually be able to help.

Cisco

How?

Jesse

Bio-chem was one of my majors in college.

Barry

One of your majors? How many did you have?

Jesse

Five. [off everyone's reaction] What, is that not common here?

Iris

Girl, no, that is not common anywhere.

Cisco

Why is it that bad guys always insist on having the creepiest hideouts?

Joe

Because they crazy.

Wells

Well, Ramon, you have the wand?

Cisco

The one I made for Mark Mardon?

Wells

No, the one you built for the Harry Potter convention. Yes, of course, the one you built for Mardon.

Cisco

How do you know about the Harry Potter convention?